Time to look at things!

ki-san:

Hey, your 3D maneuver gear is loose. 

Let me titan that for you.

Did you just…

(Source: ki-san)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

K it will use this when I am interacting with the human race. I am not what you humans call an alien

Oh hell yes

Oh hell yes

(Source: lucavi)

misantropaculia:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

My brain!

(Source: sizvideos)

Stealth

Stealth

dorkly:

Goat Simulator Gets an Unofficial Shrek Mod

It’s not a glitch, it’s an ogre.

It’s all ogre now.

complimentaryapples:

proof that slyfoxhound is a perfect person (x)

I am going to be saying this a lot.

artbymoga:

Art block be like

Urf be like

typicalhope:

coffee


Life.

typicalhope:

coffee

Life.

I am here to submit my “nope”. I will just leave it on the counter.

I am here to submit my “nope”. I will just leave it on the counter.

(Source: bewareofmpreg)